Dare me to jump off of this Jersey bridge?
Head code monkey. Shitposting sperg. Dirty bean water aficionado. Urbexer. Horror addict. Poppy Z Brite fanboy. Published writer. Guaranteed to pass the Turing test, in theory.
I've been writing since childhood, doing web design since Angelfire was cool, and abusing Linux forever. I have a background in a mix of frontend design, stage props and SFX, tech repair, and print media design and manufacturing. Consider me the abomination that results from an Eldritch-style threeway between the theatre kids, art class, and the robotics club.
As for roleplay, I've been doing forum-style for over a decade, and even longer in other formats. There's very little I shy away from writing, though I suck at fight scenes. Give me your off-the-wall plots, thousand word posts, and dark or taboo themes. I live for the weird shit.